Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Barbie Dream College

Oh man. Their school color is pink, their teams are called the vixens, this places is nuts. Even the name, Sweet Briar College, sounds like a finishing school. Is it really terrible that I want to apply there? They don't have rugby, that's a drawback, and it's filled with pony girls, but it's like, Southern belle school. I could go and marry a Hampden-Sydney guy.

5 comments:

Emily said...

That is not a college. That is a joke.

TCA said...

I don't agree with Em. Sweetbriar is really rather like Smith except Southern and feminine rather than austere and feminist. No rugby but a chance to take up tennis as oft I've advised. On the other hand (there can be 3?), it looks like Geneseo loves you and wants to keep you there. Congratulations on being chosen for the Edgar Fellows Honors Program. You make us so proud!

Emily said...

So, like Smith except for the good parts.

lily said...

1- Smith isn't austere, it's wonderful.
2- Feminism and femininity are not mutually exclusive.

Greg said...

ooh, snarkin' at granma.